The Shipping Conglomerate of Australia Post is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Postmaster Robert with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.955 billion Postpeople enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mailtropolis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Packaged economy, worth a remarkable 2,731 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 210,883 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the Australia Post Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australia Post's national animal is the Cardboard Box, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Australia Post is ranked 4,043^rd in the world and 2^nd in Australialia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,623.98 pounds of wildlife per square mile.